THE SPIRIT: Had I but eyes to see, Had I but feet to flee, Had I but a body to feel, Had I but skin for the sun to peel?
_______________________________________________________________________________ Back off! I have a crazy aunt in the closet
and I’m not afraid to use her… ___________________________________ You people must be exhausted watching me
do everything. ______________________________________________ Lead me not into temptation…I know a shortcut!
______________________________________ I have stopped listening…so why are you still talking?
You don’t have to be crazy to work here…disturbed will do. ___ NEWS OF THE WEEK…No one showed up for the Annual Prognosticator’s Ball.
____________________________________________________________ I’m wondering…did we make the wrong turn at the last universe?
__________________________________________________ I’m your Human Resource Officer in charge of Muddling Through.
MEOW! MEOW! MEEEEOW! MEOWWWWWWW! MEOW! MEEOOW! MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW! MEOW? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LUCILLE!